The next Skittle

I was scolded a few days ago about whining on here, but if I can’t tell you uninterested people, whom can I tell? These last two weeks have just sucked. You know you’re having a bad week when you sit down and watch Becker, and it’s the best part of the day. For years it has mystified/depressed me why Becker was even made, let alone gets a syndication deal! Finally I figured it out; Becker exists so you can say, “See; as bad as my life is, it could be worse.” Sadly, I couldn’t even say that this week.

But next week will be better! Why? I don’t know. I was hoping you did.

It’s time to reveal another Evil Kitty of the Realm. It was suggested that I am emulating Bill and trying to create my own Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. Partly true. What I’m trying to create is a Sexy Kitten International Termination Team (Lesbians Encouraged), or S.K.I.T.T.L.E.

Today’s Evil Kitty is Claire of Taller Than Average Tales. I first found Claire in the Carnival of the Mundane, and have been a daily reader ever since. I like her gentle humor and offbeat look at life. She’s not afraid of self-examination, and I find her very brave. (Heck; she has audio clips of her singing, and if you heard her sing, you realize how brave she is.)

I want you to go over and spend a few minutes getting to know her, and if you so enjoy, put her on your favorites list. In honor of Claire, Monkey Barn even has a tribute to her. (By tribute I mean “blatant theft of her idea,” but it’s all praise.)

I hereby name Claire an Evil Kitty of the Realm; Codename Chartreux.

Since it’s the weekend, I thought I’d leave you with something fun. Unfortunately, it got a little too fun, and I had to put it on Hyperion X. So, you’ve been warned.

Based on a Question of the Night last year, I wondered what it would be like to have carnal relations with various Disney women. Go find out for yourself in HyperionX965 – Animated Jungle Fever.

Finally—and I don’t want to make a big deal about it, we hit 30,000 hits sometime yesterday afternoon. At times I get frustrated with how slow the growth goes, but to think that I started with one small site on April 30th, and in less than a year we’ve had 30,000 hits is pretty incredible. I have all of you to thank for that, for faithfully coming every day, for telling others. I very much appreciate it.

Per the contest we held to guess the date, Lost Goddess is our winner. She guessed March 31, which while a week away, turned out to be closer than anyone else. Congratulations and I hope you like your prize.


Due to unforeseen circumstances, I am back on Monkey Barn

There will be a Weekend Post, either tonight or tomorrow, as I am taking my dad to see
INSIDE MAN for his birthday







Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Originally I wanted to be an Evil Kitty of the Realm, but now I MUST be a part of the Sexy Kitten International Termination Team.

Code name: Fluffy Skittle.
Skills: Self-deprication, skepticisim, physics, archery, swordfighting and the ability to freeze time.
Outfit: White Fur duster (what use is a team without an outfit theme!)

Claire said...

Hmm, I think of myself more as lion, tiger, or panther, but thanks for the honor nonetheless.

Also, thanks to everyone who stopped by to play the song title meme. I've been quite entertained.

(and fyi, in Firefox, only the left sidebar has been/is showing the past couple days.)