Don't Ask

I'm still not over the migraine, so you're going to get "Classic Hypey" for one more day. (If you absolutely must have new material, you can always check out Monkey Barn and the Alligator Pit, for Celebrity Guessing games and anti-dust propaganda.)

Today is June 27, International Don't Ask Day. I'd explain it, understand.

I watched my first episode of Freaks and Geeks today, and in honor of that, I thought I'd dust off my column where I explain just how you get cool in high school (and as a bonus; how the universe works). It's one of my favorite columns: #110 The Thermos Theory. BE WARNED!!! Many girls (and guys) have fallen in love with me after reading it. Obviously all red heads (who are known for their flightiness) should avoid it.

And since I was watching a show about the 1980s I thought I'd stay with the them and give you the Top Ten '80s Shows they should Remake.

See you tomorrow, if I'm still alive.

Five Kingdoms, Empire of the Mind (they are calling your name!)


Skittles said...

ahhh honey i like classic hypie but do i wish you a speedy recovery.


tiff said...

Me likey classic hypey, but bring the real guy back soon. I'll send you that slumber party picture if you think it'll make ya feel better...

lost goddess said...

Get well soon,
you big baboon.

Tracy Lynn said...

Dude, after reading about your migraine, I got a migraine. I hope you feel better soon. I had to take pheno-barbital to feel better.