Readheads

[I know I promised something sexy today, but what I had in mind got delayed due to computer-access problems. But to keep my word I pulled out this list from last year. Enjoy.....]





THE TOP FIFTY REDHEADS EVER




#50 Clay Aiken - How can he still be single?



#49 Carrot Top - Have you seen his muscles? Scary



#48 Blossom - Koz insisted she make the list



#47 Erik the Red - I can't find his picture but apparently he'll do ads




#46 Mark McGwire - He'll always be a hero to me


#45 Chucky - I bet he gets all the toddlers


#44 Danny Bonaduce - I get him and David Cassidy confused



#43 David Caruso - I loathe Horatio Caine, so this is only an NYPD Blue shout out



#42 Charlotte Rae - Do you think she liked Blair best? Me too.



#41 Strawberry Shortcake - I think she looks delicious




#40 Tiffany - I wish we were alone now




#39 Reba McEntire - For about a decade or so she just got better with age.



#38 Sarah Bernhardt - There was a time she was the most famous person on earth.





#37 Red Grange - Best football player who ever lived. Look into it.



#36 Rick Astley - Still the best British Pop I ever heard. Take that, Oasis!




#35 Bette Midler - Did you know she and Krusty the Clown owned a horse? Krudler!



#34 Mario Batali - Would go much higher....except for the seafood




#33 Lizzie Borden - Proof Positive that PMS isn't made up




#32 Lindsay Lohan - Remember before she went on crack and was all hot?



#31 Little Orphan Annie - I got your "hard knock life" right here.



#30 Kathie Lee Gifford - Ten bucks says she's in Playboy by end of '07.



#29 Geri Halliwell - Was she Ginger Spice? I just got that!




#28 Geena Davis - I like her best in "The Long Kiss Goodnight"



#27 Groundskeeper Willie - Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.



#26 Bill Walton - Best passing big man ever, and simultaneously the most knowledgeable and most annoying basketball announcer of all time.



#25 Laura Prepon - She was lucky to have Forman.



#24 Archie Andrews - Two hot chicks fighting over him. We should be so lucky.



#23 Eric Stoltz - Prank Caller! Prank Caller!



#22 Bonnie Raitt - Love that white hair!



#21 Melissa Gilbert - She's on the right



#20 Queen Elizabeth I - And you thought your school pictures were a bitch



#19 Ariel - Love those sea shells. I wonder what she'd be like in bed.....



#18 Isla Fisher - The best part of Wedding Crashers. Why can't I find a psycho girl to settle down with?



#17 April O'Neil - A Ninja Turtle's best friend




#16 Nicole Kidman - Knocked down 6 spaces for Bewitched




#15 Alicia Witt - I have no idea why I love this girl...I just do



#14 Lauren Ambrose - you'd be weird if you grew up in a mortuary too.




#13 Conan O'Brien - I heard he robbed a bank - "in the year two-thousaaaaaaand!"



#12 Lucrezia Borgia - Now that's a school picture!



#11 Charlemagne - I'm related to him. Okay, most of North America is, but still....



#10 Ann-Margaret - The hottest Flintstone guest character ever



#9 Raquel Welch - Makes me want to travel back in time....to 1 Million B.C.!



#8 Woody Allen - He had torrid affairs with women, then made movies about it and put those women in the movies. This is my dream.



#7 Bette Davis - If she were alive today she'd have already scalped Julia Roberts as a pretender, and eaten Catherine Zeta Jones for lunch - and that's post stroke!



#6 Lolita Davidovich - I just like saying her name. Come on; say it with me: Lo-Lee-Ta Da-Vi-Do-Vich. Now say it real fast.



#5 Marcia Cross - Bree rules!




#4 Alyson Hannigan - Between Willow and the band geek, I'm in love




#3 Rita Hayworth - I originally thought she'd have to be #1, but the questionable origins of her hair color knock her down just a tad. Too bad she's not around, or I'd check to find out for sure.




#2 Katharine Hepburn - Not only is she easily the best Hepburn ever, but she was a feminist before it was cool, and a good kind of feminist too, not one of those dateless wonders.

And the number #1 Redhead of all time.....




#1 Maureen O'Hara - You need go no further than "The Quiet Man." That says it all, baby.


[After this list was completed I realized that I left a few off, which went on this supplemental list. If you want to see what Comments people left on this original list, go here.]

1 comment:

Sparky Duck said...

big props on Alicia Witt love