A SPECIAL VALENTINE'S POEM
V is for the Venereal Disease you never brought my way.
A is for the Action-Fantasy where you pretend you're gay
L is for your Legs that go on for miles and miles
E is for your Easy laugh that always makes me smile.
[Pause for "Awwwwwwwws!"]
N is for Noxema, that keeps your skin so clear
T is for your Titties that I could watch all year
I is for the Me that wrote you this love letter
N is for the Nobody that ever could be better [pause]........than you
E is for the End--not of us--but of this poem
S is for the Sex, so roll over and give me some!
If there ARE sexy adventures, I want details and/or pictures!