Halloween Movie Reviews






Over the years I have written reviews for many scary movies - the funny scary, the scary scary, the classic scary - the scary that makes you think. With Halloween approaching I thought I would put all the scary movie reviews (the movies are scary, not the reviews, although in some cases...) together. When you make your selection this Halloween for that party or family gathering, take a few moments to let Hyperion help you out.


(NOTE: by no means is this a definitive list of Halloween movies. It is just a list of movies I have thus far reviewed. If you don't see a favorite, email me or leave a comment and I will try to review that too. (Better yet: offer to pay for it - we reviewers don't work for free, you know!)






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Recommended
(These movies are in descending order of Awesome but are still all great Halloween movies to check out.

PAN'S LABYRINTH

SE7EN

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA

FREAKS

DEATH PROOF

THE RING

PERFUME: THE STORY OF A MURDERER


THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

WATERSHIP DOWN - (Given the time and place, personally the scariest movie I have ever seen)

UNDERWORLD

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

TAKING LIVES

MR. BROOKS






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Not For Everybody
(These movies are quirky and weird, for any who likes to be the one to introduce friends to little-known films, . The reviews should tell you if they are for you.)

BATTLE ROYALE

MAY

RE-ANIMATOR







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Not Spectacular, but Decent
(These movies are not in the same league as the ones above, but aren't bad, either. I don't have them ranked.)

WICKER PARK

CORPSE BRIDE

PLANET TERROR

SKELETON KEY

SUSPECT ZERO







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Johnny Depp Collection
(I've ranked these in descending order of recommendation, but truly, I think only the first 3 hold up on any real level. For a bit more on my take on Depp, see what I wrote last year.)

SLEEPY HOLLOW

FROM HELL

EDWARD SCISSORHANDS


A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

SWEENEY TODD THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET

THE NINTH GATE

SECRET WINDOW

ED WOOD







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Not Recommended
(Watching these movies because I have them listed is a good way to end us. I only include them so you know what to avoid.)

UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTION

THE WICKER MAN

VAN HELSING

THE BLACK DAHLIA

BLOODRAYNE

CONSTANTINE

SAW

SCARY MOVIE 4





What was Ben Kingsley thinking?

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