#10 Dryad Hug Goon - like a hockey goon, with leaves and boobs
#09 Our Doggy Hand - (I should get an award for the jokes I’m not making about this one)
#08 Hungry Dad Goo - “sadly, the look never caught on as the new cornucopia....”
#07 Dong Hoard Guy - as far as I’m concerned, this guy can suck a bag of dicks.
#06 Gory Gonad Duh - “after many false starts, soccer finally caught on in the U.S......”
#05 Orgy Hound Gad - just when you thought I’d go super-perverted I switch gears for the “Awwwwwww”
#04 Gaudy HornDog - okay, technically I'm one letter off, but you have to admit, it’s gaudy.
#03 Doughy Dragon - I’d have gone for this naked NOT SAFE FOR WORK version (alternative doughy dragon), but I figured I’m in enough trouble already without drawing the wrath of the furry police.
#02 Randy Good Hug - Oh, Big Ben......
and the number one Anagram for GROUNDHOG DAY is......
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