Julie Andrews is a Punk


[Day 17 of the 31 Days of Poetry]









Raindrops on Tin Roofs and Thanksgiving Turkey
NFL Playoffs and lots of beef jerky
Very bad girls who beg for their spankings
These are a few of my favorite things


Five-Dollar Foot-Longs and Grilled Stuft Burritos
Sun Chips and Pringles and Nacho Doritos
Totinos Pizzas with Chocolate Puddings
These are a few of my favorite things


Fifty-inch Plasmas and Unrated Blu-Rays
Girls in short dresses with black lace lingerie
Legs that she covers with white silk stockings
These are a few of my favorite things


When my team chokes
When my pee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad!










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